We encourage all of our students and performers to play to the top of their intelligence and avoid “going blue”, but we also do not enforce that they cannot use language or sexual situations if they feel like it is appropriate in the context of the scene. We highly recommend you make a decision that is best suited to you and your child. We do offer family-friendly performances which will be clearly advertised.

Our typical performance slots last about an hour to an hour and a half. Exceptions to this will clearly be marked on the event page.

We have an unlicensed scalper who creepily hangs outside the theater. He’s a good option OR you can purchase tickets in advance online.

You can also purchase tickets at the door the evening of the performance. We accept Cash and Credit.

Purchasing tickets online ahead of time guarantees you admission whereas waiting for the night of could result in show being sold out. We also charge more for tickets at the door, so there's that.

Yes! Warm ovaltine and expired Orange Juice

Just kidding…we’re so annoying aren’t we? Here you are trying to ask questions and we’re making jokes.

We sell a selection of beers from local and regional breweries, including some rotating selections. We also usually have on hand a red and white wine option.

We will also have pre-packaged snacks that you can annoyingly unwrap as we perform on stage for you.

We are not a bar or restaurant. We sell concessions for performances only. Once the show is over, we highly encourage you to stick around if there’s another performance OR call a rideshare over to one of the many nearby breweries/restaurants.

Last updated: 12-10-2022